1
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[Reba] <i>Now, previously on</i> Reba.

2
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I don't have very much time.
Van's on his way in.

3
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But listen, I have to warn you,
do not make fun of his injury.

4
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- Why? What is it?
- He broke his butt.

5
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Have you ever heard of spinal stenosis?

6
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It's a narrowing of the spinal canal.

7
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My spine is getting narrow?

8
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Is that why my pants
have been feelin' looser?

9
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No football, no money, no life.

10
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All I got to look forward to now
is a lifetime of topical creams...

11
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[yells] for my bottom!

12
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- [yells] Surprise!
- [screams]

13
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Barbra Jean, what the heck?

14
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I'm lonely.

15
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You scared the heck out of me.
I could've hit ya.

16
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- See?
- Ow.

17
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I came to see Van.

18
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What with his spine being narrow
and his football career being over,

19
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talking to him makes me
feel better about my life.

20
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I'm really worried about him.
I've never seen him so down.

21
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Stee-rike!

22
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There's no better place to be
on a beautiful day

23
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than a smoke-filled bowling alley.

24
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Van, are you okay?

25
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If you're still down about losing
your football career, we can talk.

26
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No, no, I'm fine. I've been through
all the stages of grief.

27
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Denial, anger, unusually dry skin.

28
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And now, I feel like a moist new man.

29
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Okay, great. I guess the next step
is for you to find a new job.

30
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- A job? No way!
- [Reba] Yep.

31
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I finally have the time to do those things
I missed when I was playing football.

32
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Not just bowling. Important things.

33
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Going to the movies, seeing old friends,
a little light gardening.

34
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I'm telling you, life is a cabaret
now that I've got a narrow spine.

35
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- [humming]
- Oh! Oh!

36
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He's so happy. Wish I had a narrow spine.

37
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[Reba] <i>Ha, hey!</i>

38
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{\an8}<i>♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪</i>

39
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{\an8}<i>♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪</i>

40
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<i>♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪</i>

41
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{\an8}<i>♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪</i>

42
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<i>♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪</i>

43
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{\an8}<i>♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪</i>

44
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{\an8}<i>♪ I'm a survivor ♪</i>

45
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I'm signing up for another evening class,

46
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so I'm not gonna be home
until after dinner.

47
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Another class? What are you trying to do,
graduate by morning?

48
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{\an8}Honey, are you sure you can deal
with all that plus Elizabeth too?

49
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{\an8}You're right. I can't.

50
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{\an8}Can you pick up Elizabeth
from preschool from now on?

51
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{\an8}No! I have a job, and you have a husband.

52
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{\an8}He can't be doing anything
that's more important

53
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{\an8}than watchin' his daughter.

54
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{\an8}Okay! I'm off to the lake.

55
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{\an8}It's a huge body of water
where they house fish.

56
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{\an8}- Guess what I'm doin'.
- Picking Elizabeth up at 3:00.

57
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{\an8}Nope. the license says fishin'.

58
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{\an8}Wait. Let me get this straight.
You want me to skip class

59
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{\an8}to pick up Elizabeth
so you can go fishing?

60
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{\an8}Yes. Thank you, honey.
You're the best wife ever.

61
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{\an8}- You're picking up Elizabeth.
- [mutters, indistinct]

62
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{\an8}Van, she's working really hard,
and working hard builds character.

63
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{\an8}- You oughta try it sometime.
- You know what else builds character?

64
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{\an8}Fresh trout.

65
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{\an8}That's a good idea.
Why don't you get Elizabeth,

66
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{\an8}take her down to the grocery store
and pick some up for dinner?

67
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{\an8}All right, fine. I'll buy fish.

68
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{\an8}But I'm bringin' a cooler
full of beer to do it.

69
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{\an8}Catch me a carton of eggs
while you're at it.

70
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Hey, Reba, big news.

71
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I figured out why I was so lonely.

72
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I was so lonely because I was alone.

73
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Oh, Barbra Jean, you can't be lonely
as long as there's voices in your head.

74
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No, Reba, I was seized with loneliness
because I miss Brock.

75
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Yeah, and so I was thinking about
asking him to move back in with me.

76
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Wow. Really?

77
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Actually, I was thinking about
asking you if you'd ask him for me.

78
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Me? And why would I do that?

79
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[little-girl voice] Because you're
my bestest friend in the world.

80
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[in normal voice] Reba, please?

81
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No, Barbra Jean.
This is between you and Brock.

82
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I mean, if you're sure you want him back,
ask him yourself.

83
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If you're just lonely, get a dog.

84
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- Van, I'm home!
- [shushes] Elizabeth is asleep.

85
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Oh, sorry. I'll try to keep it down.

86
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- Um, hello.
- Hello.

87
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- Who are you?
- Who are you?

88
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- I live here.
- I'm Elizabeth's nanny.

89
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Elizabeth's-- Oh.

90
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- [yells] Van! Sorry, sorry.
- [shushes]

91
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[whispering] Van!

92
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Oh, hey, Mrs. H.
I see you've met Penny, our nanny.

93
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- You hired a nanny?
- Uh-huh.

94
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I can't believe Cheyenne approved this.

95
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That's the beauty of her being so busy.
She doesn't even know.

96
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Ah!

97
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Penny is great.
Elizabeth's toys have never been cleaner.

98
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And she's teachin' Jake Spanish.

99
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<i>Es verdad, mamá. Me gusta a Penny.</i>

100
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<i>- Buen acento, Jake.
- Gracias, Penny.</i>

101
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Thank you very much, Penny,
but Van can take over from here.

102
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No, no, no, no, I can't.
Penny is makin' chicken mole.

103
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That is the most complicated sauce
in the Spanish language.

104
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You want me to leave?

105
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Yes, uh, take the rest
of the day off with pay.

106
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I'd love to, but I don't work for you.

107
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Hey. I can't stay.
I've gotta get my lab stuff.

108
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But I will be back around-- Hello.

109
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You must be the mother.

110
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I will raise your daughter right.

111
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- Van hired a nanny.
- What? Van--

112
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Thank me later, honey. Have fun at school.

113
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I've got class right now,
but remind me to yell at you later.

114
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Okay. [forced laughter]

115
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Yeah, right.
I'm not gonna even remind her.

116
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- Van?
- Oh, Mrs. H, what is the big deal?

117
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I want the best for my daughter.

118
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This way, Elizabeth gets
to have quality time with me

119
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and quantity time with a professional.

120
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The big deal is,
I thought you were watching Elizabeth.

121
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- That's your job.
- I outsourced it.

122
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- Oh!
- Come on, Mrs. H.

123
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Lots of people hire help.

124
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Why should I wait till I'm old

125
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- to take time off?
- [tapping]

126
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<i>¡Van, ándale! ¡Vamos!</i>

127
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I gotta go. Jake is "el maddo."

128
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I'm learnin' Spanish, too.

129
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There is a Mr. Brock at the backdoor.

130
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Also, there is a sullen young lady
named Kyra

131
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who wants her allowance with no questions

132
00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,076
about school, her friends or her life.

133
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I will have a little chat with her
while I make the polenta.

134
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Who's that woman?

135
00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:51,846
And why did she pat me down
with an antiseptic wipe?

136
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Well, we've all wanted to.

137
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It was actually quite refreshing.

138
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To what do I owe this inconvenience?

139
00:08:01,355 --> 00:08:03,566
Well, I'm having dinner
at Barbra Jean's tonight,

140
00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:04,567
like we do every week,

141
00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:10,281
and I'm thinking about
doing something a little risky.

142
00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:12,950
Spendin' more than four dollars
on a bottle of wine?

143
00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:17,455
No. Asking her if I can move back in.

144
00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,957
Oh. Really?

145
00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:22,835
It's a little risky because
I don't wanna put any pressure on her.

146
00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:25,338
I mean, she's the one who kicked me out,

147
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and if she wants,
she'll ask me to move back.

148
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But she hasn't asked and it's killing me.

149
00:08:29,383 --> 00:08:31,802
So I was wondering if you could, you know,

150
00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:33,971
kinda ask her if she's thinkin' about it.

151
00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:39,268
So you want me to ask her
to go to the prom with ya?

152
00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,065
Metaphorically, yes.

153
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Look, Brock, you're not the only one
a little nervous about all this.

154
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Oh, my gosh.

155
00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:49,737
Are you saying that she's told you

156
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she's thinking about
asking me to move back?

157
00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,824
Yes, but don't you dare
tell her I told you.

158
00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:55,993
When she does ask you, you act surprised.

159
00:08:55,993 --> 00:08:58,496
Not that fake, ridiculous surprise
that you have.

160
00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:00,081
I mean, really surprised.

161
00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:01,832
Oh, Reba, I just have--

162
00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:06,504
Oh. Brock. Hi.

163
00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,381
Barbra Jean. Wow!

164
00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:10,925
What a surprise.

165
00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:15,680
What's up, Barbra Jean?

166
00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,057
I have some news,
and since you're both here,

167
00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,767
I may as well tell you at the same time.

168
00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:22,186
I have no idea what you're talking about.

169
00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,189
But it's okay. Please, continue.

170
00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,278
The step that I'm about to take

171
00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,613
is a big commitment emotionally,

172
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and I know that there is
always the possibility of getting hurt.

173
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But I have decided that
it is worth the risk.

174
00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:44,917
So, Barbra Jean, is there something
you wanted to tell me?

175
00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:46,711
Yes.

176
00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:50,381
I got a dog! [laughing]

177
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:56,137
Well, that is a surprise. [chuckles]

178
00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,983
You got a dog? That's the big news?

179
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,944
Yeah. oh, don't you just love her, Brock?

180
00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:14,405
- Guess her name.
- Cat Food?

181
00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,993
Brock! Her name is Brock!

182
00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,497
You named her Brock?

183
00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:25,374
Get a short leash.

184
00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:29,337
You named the dog Brock?
But... But it's a girl.

185
00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,839
Well, she spells it with a "q."

186
00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:39,347
Oh! Does Broq wanna live with Barbra Jean?

187
00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:42,642
Huh? Yes, Broq does. Yes, she does.

188
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,519
And you better not hog the whole bed.

189
00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,396
No. Oh, no, no.

190
00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:51,525
And not only is she cute,
she is great protection.

191
00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:53,736
Yeah, if you get attacked
by a tiny little man.

192
00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,740
Oh, no. She is scared of men.

193
00:10:58,574 --> 00:11:01,369
And, yes, I could've gotten
a bigger dog, but--

194
00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,621
Stop it, Broq. [chuckling]

195
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:11,671
But, you know, bigger dog, bigger mess.

196
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,381
I'm not even sure she poops.

197
00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:17,468
So, Barbra Jean, honey,

198
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,638
is there anything else
that you wanted to ask me?

199
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:23,808
You know, anything at all?
I have no idea what.

200
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:26,977
Mmm... nope.

201
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,689
Well, I better get home.

202
00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:34,068
It is time for Broq's worm medication.

203
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,278
[whispering] It's rectal.

204
00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:42,034
Reba, I can't thank you enough
for the idea.

205
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:45,246
If you hadn't suggested I get a dog,
you know, I'd still be lonely.

206
00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:48,040
Does Broq wanna give Reba a kiss?

207
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:51,001
[babbling gibberish]
No, I didn't think so.

208
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,963
No, I didn't think so,
'cause Broq only loves Barbra Jean.

209
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,006
[baby talk] Yes, she does. Yes, she does.

210
00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,385
Maybe you oughta get a cat.

211
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,102
And that's how it was.

212
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,313
Wow. Well, I guess my life is better

213
00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:14,316
than growing up in a rebel camp
in the jungles of Colombia.

214
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:19,405
Mom, thanks for raising me
with a roof, heat and running water.

215
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:24,910
Penny, that was amazing.

216
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:27,246
No big deal. I grew up in Seattle.

217
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,920
You know, I'm kinda gettin' used
to havin' you around.

218
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,339
Would you hand me
the garbage under the sink?

219
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:40,759
I would love to, but I don't work for you.

220
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,768
- [snoring]
- [door opens]

221
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:56,942
[sighs] Cheyenne.

222
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,570
Cheyenne? Honey, wake up.

223
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,783
- [horn honks]
- [yelps]

224
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,453
How's your class goin'?

225
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:12,541
Oh, no. Mom, I was just so tired.

226
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:15,294
I only meant to close my eyes
for, like, five minutes.

227
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:17,588
I was in this dream

228
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,924
where Van bowled so much,
all his teeth fell out.

229
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,135
You ever have that one?

230
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,224
Cheyenne, you're stretchin'
yourself way too thin.

231
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,267
Oh. It's more than stretching, Mom.

232
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:33,020
It's cardio. It's diet.
It's a lot of work.

233
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:37,358
I meant with your classes.
Honey, you gotta slow down.

234
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,776
I don't have a choice.

235
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,445
I have to graduate early.
I'm the breadwinner now.

236
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:43,948
- What?
- Yeah. My husband's not working.

237
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,659
I have to pay the bills
and put a roof over our heads

238
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,953
and buy clothes and food and everything.

239
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,372
Oh, honey, no, you don't.

240
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,456
I do.

241
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:57,169
Cheyenne, pushing yourself beyond
your limits isn't gonna help anything.

242
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,630
- I don't know what else to do.
- Talk to your husband.

243
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:00,673
Tell him how you feel.

244
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:04,009
What kind of wife do you think I am?

245
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:08,722
My husband is going through
a very difficult time,

246
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:10,683
and the last thing he needs
is me on his back.

247
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,351
He has a weak spine.

248
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,146
He has a narrow spine.

249
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,857
Your father has the weak spine.

250
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:24,738
How am I supposed to tell my husband that...

251
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,658
that I think his life has peaked?

252
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:30,202
That... That his best days are behind him?

253
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,079
Well, you don't have to say it like that.

254
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:37,918
[sighs] Van had a great time
playin' football.

255
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:42,131
But it wasn't gonna last forever.
He'll find somethin'.

256
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:46,135
Maybe nothin' as glamorous as football,
but life isn't about glamour.

257
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,387
It's about finding
the little moments of joy that

258
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,763
you can share with your family.

259
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:54,518
Oh, I know. I just...
I feel like we've had such bad luck.

260
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,812
No, no, no. You've had good luck.

261
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:59,857
Bad luck would've been if the doctors
hadn't have found it,

262
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,817
and Van could've really gotten hurt.

263
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:05,446
- I never thought of it like that.
- Mm-hmm.

264
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:07,656
Thanks, Mom.

265
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,450
You're welcome.

266
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,123
Top that, Penny.

267
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,051
Here ya go. Mm-hmm.

268
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:30,137
So, more salt? Huh?

269
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,096
Yeah.

270
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,017
- Hey, Barbra Jean.
- Hey.

271
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,394
Uh, gee, honey.

272
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:40,397
Do you really think it's sanitary
to have a dog up on the counter?

273
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,859
Well, of course it is. Here, taste this.

274
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,157
- It needs a little salt.
- Yeah.

275
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,786
- Oh!
- [barking]

276
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,204
- Broq, no!
- Hey, but I--

277
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,665
No, not you, Brock. Broq.

278
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:02,252
That is just so funny.
She only does that to you.

279
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:05,589
And yet, with one stomp of my foot,
I could put an end to it.

280
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,301
Can't we put the dog out
in the yard or something?

281
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,594
- No!
- Gosh.

282
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:14,056
It's dark out there.
Now, you are both important to me,

283
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,183
and I want you to get
to know each other better.

284
00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:18,602
Now, you go sit down,
and I'll get the appetizers.

285
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:19,687
Okay?

286
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,693
Yeah.

287
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:32,074
Say something nice to her.

288
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,576
[growling]

289
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,958
You know, my favorite part
of old yeller was the ending.

290
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:44,128
- Brock!
- Well, what? I can't talk to a dog!

291
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,087
[barking]

292
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,672
What is wrong with you?

293
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,008
Why are you being so hostile to her?

294
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,759
- Because I was here first.
- What?

295
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,095
Why'd you get a dog, Barbra Jean?

296
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,139
Because you need a license
to get a monkey.

297
00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,268
You never wanted a dog before.

298
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,353
Well, I was never lonely before.

299
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,313
Yeah, but you don't have to be lonely.

300
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:05,024
We've been making really good progress.

301
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,152
I thought that you were
gonna invite me to move back.

302
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:11,447
Instead, you replace me with... Broq.

303
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,241
Well, I got scared. Okay?

304
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:15,826
You know, suddenly...

305
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,078
suddenly, everything
just became very real to me,

306
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,831
and, Brock, I kept thinking,
what if you do come back

307
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:22,958
and I get all happy like I was before,

308
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,044
and then everything
just falls apart again?

309
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,214
[crying] I really couldn't take that.

310
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,134
Honey, I love you.

311
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:35,220
I'm not gonna let things fall apart.
I swear.

312
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,932
- You promise?
- I promise.

313
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:44,563
Okay.

314
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:46,482
Okay?

315
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:48,692
Okay.

316
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:52,279
[sighs] I love you, Barbra Jean.

317
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:55,199
Oh! I love you too, Brock.

318
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:58,786
Well, not you, Broq. "Brock" Brock.

319
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:01,371
- Right.
- You know what?

320
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,333
I just realized this could get confusing.

321
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,502
From now on,

322
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:11,632
I'm gonna call you... Reba.

323
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,930
I love it. I love it.

324
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:21,141
Say, can we put Reba outside?

325
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,685
Oh! I think so.

326
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,983
There you go, Reba.

327
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,904
[whining]

328
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,406
Reba, no! No!

329
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:44,581
[video game lasers firing on TV]

330
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:45,791
Oh!

331
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,505
We need to talk, now.

332
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,925
This has been coming for a long time.

333
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,636
Bring it on, Cheyenne.

334
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:02,141
- Not you. Him!
- [Kyra] Stop yelling.

335
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,894
You know who has the right to yell?
15,000 refugees, that's who.

336
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:11,817
Okay, who wants to go upstairs
and play a nice game of Monopoly?

337
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,777
Monopoly is the game of capitalist pigs.

338
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:16,613
<i>-¡Viva la revolución!</i>
- That's what I'm sayin'!

339
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,907
All right. Parcheesi it is.

340
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:23,120
- What's goin' on?
- It's about the nanny.

341
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,831
Let me guess. You wanna get rid of her?

342
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,750
- No. No, actually, I wanna keep her.
- Really?

343
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,335
We're gonna need someone

344
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,213
to help us take care of Elizabeth
while you're lookin' for a job.

345
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:36,341
A job. What is it with everybody
wanting me to get a job?

346
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,927
- I'm not ready.
- Well, when are you gonna be ready, Van?

347
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:41,471
I don't know, Cheyenne.
Forgive me if I'm not rushin' out

348
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:44,183
looking for a job that I'm gonna hate
to replace the one I loved.

349
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,268
You can't fish for the rest of your life.

350
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,604
I can if someone teaches me.

351
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,820
- Van, I thought that you were adjusting.
- Well, I'm not.

352
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,823
I'm doin' all this stuff
to distract myself

353
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:03,660
so I don't just sit here and think about
how screwed up everything is.

354
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,496
Football was all I knew, Cheyenne.

355
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:07,539
I just...

356
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:11,376
I think I need to be lost
for a little while.

357
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,049
[door closes]

358
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:21,178
Cheyenne, is everything okay?

359
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,680
Yeah. everything's great.

360
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,600
Dinner is ready.

361
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,021
You know what? I'm gonna get lost
after the chicken mole.

362
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,400
- Is that dinner for me too?
- Sure, you too.

363
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,153
Will you show me where
you keep the cheese grater?

364
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,948
I'd love to, but I don't work for you.

365
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,793
[theme music playing]


